Thursday, May 29, 2014

My favorite animal is a cat of course!!! Some funny cat photos are...      Hehehehehe
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THE DANCE!

SO! I wanna talk about SCHOOL NEWS! I know we've all been talking about it.....THE DANCE! So, i want to tell the basic that we already know like how its from 6-8 and that for 6-7 graders its $8 and for 8th graders its $5. DRESS CODE: you may have strapless but it has to be appropriate, church dresses stuff like that oh and no TO HIGH HEELS! I'm talking about the 6' heels that when you dance you'll break a ankle. Now, the BIG THING! Who are you going with!!!??? Well if you wanna tell, COMMENT! Tell me what your wearing and who your going with!!! THANKS!

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Ninja Narwhal, nothing more to be said. Besides...Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean, Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome! 

Narwhalls

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

My life

My Life

Like Nate London's last post, at school, you have to do work. When you get home, however, it's like a great weight is being lifted off your shoulders, which is your backpack. You get home and you can do pretty much anything with the stuff you have, like play sports or video games.

However, because you have so much freedom, you can find weird stuff on the internet. Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean, Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome! That's an example. 
Today i want to talk about McDonald's new line of fries. I know this really isn't that great of a story but looks to be cool. Today in certain stores you can buy fries that come with seasoning. Customers will be able to choose garlic Parmesan, spicy Buffalo or zesty ranch flavors. McDonald's released that these flavors were a big hit in China, India, and Australia, I hope they come to North Carolina.

Chandler kurth is a bully

So today at lunch chandler doesn't leave me and my friends alone. He was spilling pudding and milk all over me and my friends. He does not stop when we tell him to and he ruined my friends pants. He was also touching me and Ben Eldridge. We were telling him to stop and he would not. He just does not know when to stop he was also throwing green beans at us. We told ms.black and she said she would deal with it. He threatens people when they score a goal on him. He does not do this just to me it is my whole lunch table. Any of them will tell you the same.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Lets Surf

 One of the things i am good at and love to do is surf i mean i love to do that just as much i as i love to wrestle . But one thing i hate is how people think all surfers are pot heads and rude .Well that is not some much the case. I am a surfer and i don't do drugs all the time i am just joking  i don't do drugs and i try my best to not be rude .School comes first to me before uummmm..... most stuff .I think if the surfer don't do that stuff then maybe we won't get labeled as much .You can't expected everybody to change their mind set on surfers because once some people here something about people they have their mind made up .


     To all the surfers that are reading my blog PLEASE DO YOUR BEST NOT TO DO BAD! On a different note i have been to a lot of  really cool surf spots lately killer waves .I think it is really funny to see the kids who just started surfing .Because they try so hard to paddle out and by the time they get out there they are to tired to try and catch a wave when really all you have to do is just stand up but i guesses it is all about presentation to them.Once you start learning how to surf that is when you worry about presentation.


     I hate how surfer that are older than me think that they are better than me and they treat me like i have never surfed in my life .The best part about it is when my best friend Seth and i  go out there and start pulling off some lay back three sixty's ,cutbacks ,fakes and those guys are having trouble catching waves i am just saying what losers. That is another lesson DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE OTHERS cause you never know you could end up like those losers .

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out. 
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. 
If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces. 
The most dangerous form of transportation is Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, it is also the fastest. 
Chuck Norris doesn't like bugs. Thats why the Beatles stopped making music. 
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, they dodge him. 
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Genies ask Chuck Norris for wishes. 
The government pays Chuck Norris taxes. 
If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris. 
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris. 
The last time Chuck Norris cooked dinner... Jesus and the disciples had reservations. 
Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real. 
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back. 
When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. 
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. 
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out. 
Chuck Norris can make apple juice with oranges. 
America didn't win the American Revolution. Chuck Norris beat the British by himself. Drunk. 
Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money. 
The only reason Michael Phelps won so many Olympic gold medals was because Chuck Norris was chasing him. 
Chuck Norris has braille on his boots so even blind people know when it's coming. 
There is only one safe place to hide from Chuck Norris...in a bodybag. 
Chuck Norris gives the sun cancer. 
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the heck down. 
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. 
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 
Chuck Norris can speak in Morse code. 
Chuck Norris can grate fresh parmesan cheese with his beard. 
Ninjas aren't paid to kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris kills ninjas for free. 
Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
The top secret ingredient to Coca-Cola is a drop of Chuck Norris' sweat. 
Sticks and Stones may break your bones, but so will Chuck Norris. 
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved. 
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. 
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved. 
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.







Chuck norris jokes

As a kid, Chuck Norris made his dad go to his room

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 
people, then it exploded.


When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
.The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

My Blog

Chuck Norris Is Awesome!!!!
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butterChuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Norris CAN beat flappy bird.Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter, He's already following you.The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistakeThe song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originally called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.The reason it rains is Chuck Norris scared the clouds, and they wet themselves.There is no Godzilla, Chuck Norris’s pet iguana got loose and decided to attacked JapanThe dinosaurs once owed Chuck Norris money. They never paid him back. They are now extinct because of his rage.When Chuck Norris got arrested, He read the police men THEIR rights.
Hi its me again, just to let you know my birthday is in December. So I'm a winter child. My birthday is December,26th. I got my dog Meanness for Valentines Day. He was the best gift any child could ask for. He knew if I was sick,injured or anything else. I know he's there for me at any time, any place. Thats all for today I guess.  :(  See you next time   :)  bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Life

My Life is Hard


 I have to do work at school. Now what makes up for it is that I do sports at the end of the day and it is very fun. On somedays I get to go home and do basically nothing but watch TV and it is fun. But if I did it everyday it would get boring.


       If I were to do that every day I would always think I wish I had something to do. My family and I are always doing something but today we have nothing. If I am lucky my parents will let me and my brother have an airsoft war. If we can it will be fun. We have always wanted to but we have the parade of homes so we cant.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Grayson's life

MY name is Grayson i love to surf and hunt but out of all the things i do i think wrestling is the thing i love most .I am a state champion in wrestling i came first place out of the whole state.I am also a three time district champion and i have been all over the state for wrestling.I have been wrestling for about 5 years and i love every second of it .To me wrestling is my outlet for anger or stress or just for anything.I am the caption of my team and my best friend Johnny Jones is co caption .At first when our  team first started i had to wrestle  him as my partner and it was hard but i now wrestle him and it is not as hard.

     I don't have much of an outlet now that the season is over but i have another outlet .My outlet is working out non stop prepare for the season .          My favorite thing about the end of the season is the single i am 30-0 i work hard for that .

My very first blog

My name is Benjamin Eldridge. I go to the middle school at Roger Bacon Academy. I am in 6th grade and I am 11 years old. My hobbies are reading books, surfing the internet, and watching TV. However, because I am 11 years old, school takes up most of my life, and I do not get a lot of time for any of these three.

Even though school takes up most of my day, I still find time to do these three things. The two things I will write about are the two TV shows I like the most: Sherlock by BBC, and Doctor Who by BBC. Doctor Who is a science fiction TV show about a time-travelling time lord, and his companions. Sherlock is about a modern day Sherlock Holmes who solves crimes in the streets of modern day london, and, of course, he has a Dr. Watson.
So today in science class we started to learn about the structure of flowers. So because of that for the next few weeks we will learn about flower structure. My class is a little behind of the other 6th grade class,but we still learn the same thing, after they do. So on Thursdays I go to yoga but the class is in the elementary part of our campus well mainly 2nd grade classrooms. I have friends that do yoga with me so thats good, right?
Today i found an odd trend popping up. Fruit that tastes like bubble gum? Why not? A berry named Fragaria Moschata is popular over in the U.K. This berry is very fragrant, smelling like strawberry. Its name in the U.K. is "bubbleberry". This little joy won't be available long. A store in Canada, Waitrose, is selling this little berry for $8.50 for a 100 grams. And they'll only be selling it for 5 weeks. If you get some, make sure to give me one or two.





My LIfe

I have decided to post in red today because of wolfpack. I am going good how about you psych I care a tiny bit not really. I have been talking about many different things but today I decided to talk about just stuff. In hockey the Blackhawks are going to start playing the wild. Also the Bruins are playing the Canadiens I hate the Canadiens. Is history going to repeat itself again and the Blackhawks and the Bruins play again? The dumb old Penguins are playing still. The Hurricanes will never make it I want them to but they are like the Cubs but in hockey.


The reason I am speaking in bright blue is because that this is the color of my lacrosse team. Now you might be thinking this is bright just be glad I am not using this. My lacrosse team is beast we have only lost one game and it was because our star players were on vacation. We have been winning the other games like 15-2 and 12-3. It has been an awesome experience Sadly though the season is about to end. I have had a good run.