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Chuck Norris Is Awesome!!!!

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butterChuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Norris CAN beat flappy bird.Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter, He's already following you.The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistakeThe song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originally called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.The reason it rains is Chuck Norris scared the clouds, and they wet themselves.There is no Godzilla, Chuck Norris’s pet iguana got loose and decided to attacked JapanThe dinosaurs once owed Chuck Norris money. They never paid him back. They are now extinct because of his rage.When Chuck Norris got arrested, He read the police men THEIR rights.