Chuck norris jokes

As a kid, Chuck Norris made his dad go to his room

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 

people, then it exploded.

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

.The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.