Tuesday, May 6, 2014

My Life

My Life is Hard


 I have to do work at school. Now what makes up for it is that I do sports at the end of the day and it is very fun. On somedays I get to go home and do basically nothing but watch TV and it is fun. But if I did it everyday it would get boring.


       If I were to do that every day I would always think I wish I had something to do. My family and I are always doing something but today we have nothing. If I am lucky my parents will let me and my brother have an airsoft war. If we can it will be fun. We have always wanted to but we have the parade of homes so we cant.

27 comments:

  1. OHMYGOD NATE YOU ARE THE STALKER
    I don't know why your parents let you out of the mental asylum.

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  2. When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.

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  4. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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  5. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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  6. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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  8. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
    Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

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  9. Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.......then it exploded

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  10. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
    The film was cancelled shortly after going into pre-production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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  12. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

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  13. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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  14. When Chuck Norris crosses the steet the cars have to look both ways.

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  15. When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

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  16. Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

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  17. Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

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  18. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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